Cool websites and other stuff i found on the internet

I'm sure my editors get this all the time.
http://www.zefrank.com/punc/

this is a great strip :)

that's all I got for today. I'm lazy and tired so deal with it.

It's a Sign!

I drove up to the school today (even though it's spring break) And I got stuck behind one of those trucks that haul those big crates and junk. At first I was upset because I can't drive under the speed limit for more that 2 seconds or I just lose it, but then I noticed this bumper sticker... then life was better :)

Then I came home and was listening to my favorite podcast/radio show Wait Wait Don't Tell me and they were talking about this sign:

So I decided to look up more signs like this. These are my favorites:

Ya... They really were asking for it

This sign is just spoiling everybody's plans!

Good Idea...Bad Idea

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Men are really all the same.... the sad truth

I've always heard that men are all the same! And it's true!! They only have one thing on the brain! SEX!!! Now since I've moved to Utah I've realized that there are LDS guys that might not want to break the law of chastity so they get as close as they can to getting sex, they get a girlfriend!

My father would tell me that men and women can't be friends! I didn't want to believe this! But after a few valuble life lessons and a lecture from my male cousin I am rephrasing the rule:

"Single Men and Women can not be friends EVER!! Attached Men and Women can get away with being friends as long as they keep a safe distance."

THERE!! THAT IS THE RULE!! DON'T EVER FORGET IT!! THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS! THERE ARE NO LOOP HOLES! BELIEVE ME I'VE TRIED THEM ALL!

WARNING! for those of you who are easily offended stop the video at 7:05


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Awesome Music Videos!!

This is some weird stuff man! it made my day :)

All of these guys' music vids are weird but here are the best :)




Of Montreal has some pretty good ones too :) I know I already posted this music video in a previous post but it deserves to be in this particular list :)





Again, I know this one is already posted but it makes me happy so I don't care what you guys think!



I'll probably play this on my radio show next week :) this song was #6 on the charts in the UK in 1992 and Andrew Lloyd Webber that's right ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER helped with the arrangement :) no wonder it's so awesome ha ha



If you feel like you just wasted 14 minutes and 43 seconds of your life... think how I feel! I had to look for this crap! Then I took the time to calculate how long it took to watch!

This one is SO funny :)


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THE GREATEST FIGHT SCENES EVER!!!

The best fight scenes come from the form of martial arts called Gymkata!! I can't believe how funny this is!





This was on Ian Chillag's Wait Wait don't tell me Blog

"What you're seeing there, just to be clear, is the moment where the only person in the world trained in the art of Gymkata, which is a combination of gymnastics and karate, happens to come upon a pommel horse that is bolted down in the middle of a village.

I can't decide which is crazier."

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UTA Rave

So I left my wallet on the bus today, so I called UTA lost and found, they sent a message to the driver and put me on hold to see if it was found. When they put me on hold this is the music they were playing (well close too it anyway... what they were playing sounded a bit more like Nnst Nnst Nnst music)



well anyway they think they found my wallet, I have to call in the morning to see if it's mine.... my dad said, "hopefully the only person stupid enough to leave their wallet on the bus is you" ... thanks dad... I hope so too

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I met Jeffery's sister

Her name is Alexis K. This adorable brain damaged child belongs to a young couple who were out to buy a new stroller. The whole time I knew this family all I heard was: "No Alexis! You stay seated is said!!" "Alexis K come here! Come here Alexis! Alexis you listen to your father! Come here!" "No Alexis, don't put your mouth on that," "Look Alexis! That's where the dead people live" (as we passed a mortuary... I'm wondering now if he pointed that out cause he wished that's where she lived, jk)
"Alexis you sit down! That's why God gave you two cheeks! To sit with!"

When they got off the bus, I was a little sad to see them go, they were very entertaining :)

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It's late... I don't know why I'm still awake... YOUTUBE!!

Here are a few funny YouTubes I found forEVER ago with my friend Mason, or he showed me or whatever



You've all seen David After the Dentist well this one is pretty funny, usually I hate remixes but this one made me laugh





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Good Music Videos

This is one of my new favorite bands! Morphine is the best!



This one is so weird, it made me smile... plus it's a good song



This one was on one of my favorite blogs a while back List of the Day Rocks :)

WARNING!!! THIS SONG WILL GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!


I almost forgot! For all of those who are LDS and have a someone on a mission:


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P.S.: the creeper returns!

The creepy kid was on the bus today, in a suit again... he was still singing.

Pearls of Wisdom from an Unlikely Source

An very drunk old man got on the bus today. He was dressed in a dirty army green jacket; a cigarette burn in the hood pulled over a sweaty blue baseball cap. Messy gray hair peaked out from where his head was visible. His whole countenance was amplified by the stench of booze and vomit that hung around him like a cloud. He waved the guy that sat in front of me aside saying, "Make room for an old man!"

The man he chose to sit next to looked like he was in his late 20's - early 30's. Short, spiked, black hair and thin dark glasses plastered to his face. He moved over with a chuckle and the man dropped into the seat. He leaned over and slurred a thank you with a smile that was missing some important teeth.

Usually one would expect that the other passengers would be repulsed by this man's appearance and smell. But there is a certain nonjudgmental kinship and understanding that is shared between the people that ride the bus.

The man started a conversation with his new companion. I didn't catch all of what he was saying but I did catch his little pearls of wisdom that he passed on to the man next to him.

"You look at yourself in the mirror man, then you'll be a good person. Don't look at other people, you have to look at yourself first."

By this point the our whole section of the bus was listening to their conversation. I found myself wishing he'd picked me to sit next to. That he had chosen me to impart his wisdom which he had redoubtably acquired through a life of hardships which did not appear to be over.

He was right though. People are so ready to judge each other without a thought of what they could do to improve on themselves. I really wish I had caught what else he had said.

When we reached his stop he blessed his new friend and stumbled out the door. There were some light chuckles from the remaining passengers. The old man had left a little ray of sunshine.

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Coke-Bottle Glasses

Well, this is my first post, so I thought I'd start my blog with my best, most recent story.

This happened the other day on the way home from school. I had my New York Times and made my way toward the back of the bus.

For those readers who have never been on Utah public buses the back seat is a bench that stretches across the back of the bus and there are two more benches that are perpendicular that face each other for me to put my feet up when I sit by the window.

So I'm sitting in the back, minding my own business reading the Times. A little into the trip these two thugs get on the bus. One with a bowl cut in an over-sized jacket sits where my feet were a second ago (we'll call him Larry), and his friend, a bigger guy with gadges and fatigues sits on my bench opposite me (we'll call him Frank).

I felt very boxed in seeing as they were talking around me while I'm in the corner. So I tried to ignore them. This was very difficult though seeing as they were very loud and I'd gotten all I could out of Google threatening to pull out of China.

They said something that sparked my interest. It sounded like they were talking about a drug hook-up. I glanced up from my paper and caught the eye of Larry. He stops mid-sentence said to me "Hi, how are you," friendly enough but at the same time it felt threatening. His look said, "Stop eves-dropping."

I answered "I'm fine," and then went back to my reading.

So a few minutes later this nerdy-looking kid gets on the bus. Coke-bottle glasses (I've never known the meaning of this until that day), suit and tie, mouth hanging open, hair slicked back.

As he walked up the aisle he spots me. He just stopped, in the middle of the aisle and staring at me.

With the angle of his stare it looks like he is staring at Larry. Larry did not like this. He got in his face saying "What you looking at?!" and stuff like that until he sat down, full body turned facing me.... still staring. Eventually he turned around.

At this point I felt sorry for the guy, "Poor kid, he probably needs someone to be nice to him." Something told me that as soon as these guys get off the bus, he is going to get up and sit next to me. So I decided to be nice if he decided to talk to me, I wouldn't blow him off, I wasn't going to be one of those people.

Sure enough Larry and Frank get off the bus and bam! He is sitting on the other end of the bench. He made no move to make contact so I just kept reading my paper.

My hair was covering my peripherals, but from his direction there came...singing. I mean really loud singing! "I wanna be her best friend, you were my best friend, I'm gonna be your best friend," something like that.

I'm thinking "ok he's got his headphones in and doesn't realize how loud he is, and isn't it great that he enjoys his music enough to sing out loud in a public place." And I dismissed this misfit's odd behavior... until...

I glance up. All feelings of pity, kinship, or any type of outstretched misfit love vanished-to be replaced with complete freaked out terror! He was singing AT ME!!!!! He had a notebook open in his lap with hand written.... something (I'm gonna quess song lyrics)

I was officially creeped out, he must have been staring at me that whole time, singing that song...at me! And it had to have been a good 2-3 minutes.

I started packing up my stuff, we were only a few stops away from mine but that wasn't soon enough. He made a sudden movement and bent down into his backpack, shaking weirdly (didn't want to think why he could possibly be doing that). At this point I had one thought: Get off the bus! I didn't know what that kid was getting out of his bag and I didn't want to know.

I was only a few stops away from my house...maybe I could just get off and walk the rest of the way - no it's too cold, I can hold out for another two minutes.

But I had to stop him from trying to make contact, so I called my friend Jon. "Hey baby what's up?!"

A couple, very long seconds later I was able to pull the cord. I walked to the trying to sound and look as calm as possible. Finally I get off the bus and just started freaking out at Jon.

Thankfully he didn't get off the bus with me, he didn't follow me home, and hopefully he wasn't some creepy wakko and just a regular socially awkward fellow.

I wish him luck, and hope I never see him again!

The End

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